Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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