Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my shit smells like andre
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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