i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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