"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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