I need help removing her.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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