just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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