she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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