Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
