is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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