i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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