there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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