I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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