Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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