And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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