You work out of a Hotel?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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