white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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