Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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