i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Randomize