Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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