So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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