real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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