I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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