Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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