The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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