I don't think brook has ever known best
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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