spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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