But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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