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(973): View more from New Jersey

doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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(973): doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea... http://tfl.nu/umc9

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(913): View more from Kansas

I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.

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(913): I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better. http://tfl.nu/gf52

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

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(770): If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way? http://tfl.nu/2yix

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...

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(250): Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety... http://tfl.nu/2t4m

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(212): View more from New York

it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating

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(212): it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating http://tfl.nu/p848

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

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(508): its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right? http://tfl.nu/koz9

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.

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(201): Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory. http://tfl.nu/a6d4

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(406): View more from Montana

you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday

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(406): you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday http://tfl.nu/fxk1

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.

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(608): You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal. http://tfl.nu/so63

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?

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(715): I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME? http://tfl.nu/q3mm

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(760): View more from California

drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care

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(760): drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care http://tfl.nu/5385

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(937): View more from Ohio

That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.

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(937): That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor. http://tfl.nu/5gnj

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(770): View more from Georgia

I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick

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(770): I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick http://tfl.nu/l70j

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(512): View more from Texas

If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.

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(512): If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic. http://tfl.nu/ogiy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, I found your gauge.

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I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.

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(570): Also, I found your gauge. (570): I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy. http://tfl.nu/i63l

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