Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

Want to have sex later?

(614): View more from Ohio

This feels like a trap

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

seriously i just wanna be friends

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

pass

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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(315): View more from New York

I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time

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(716): View more from New York

i think that dennys waitress has my boxers

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(856): View more from New Jersey

What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.

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(915): View more from Texas

She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.

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