Betty ford says i'm here all night
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
40s are totally the cure