I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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