wat bout pragnant strippers??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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