So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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