She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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