Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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