theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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