can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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