so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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