Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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