The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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