STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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