I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can text with my tongue
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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