please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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