So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i now understand why vodka
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
