Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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