My room smells like vodka and shame
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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