absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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