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• (727): View more from Florida

  im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night

  (303): View more from Colorado

  lol who won

  (727): View more from Florida

  well im in the hospital right now so u tell me

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• (714): View more from California

  found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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• (917): View more from New York City

  was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life

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• (516): View more from New York

  Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet

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