this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.