No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.