Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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