No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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