then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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