Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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