she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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