office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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