bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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