Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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