I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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