when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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